Callum Easter - F*** The S**tstem Tour announcement.

‘Ferocious… thrilling’ - Herald

‘Deliciously invigorating’ - Record Collector

‘A restless musical seeker with a distinctive sound in perpetual flux’ - The Scotsman

Riff-ripping, frenetic and soulful foray into madness’ - Snack

‘Unholy hymn(s) to existential angst, freighted with brooding Kafkaesque menace and atomic weight riffage’ - Bella Caledonia

What now? ‘Get out of bed’? Why? ‘Stop sleeping’. OK. ‘Wake up’. OK. ‘Buy a ticket’. How much? ‘What do you care? Just pay the machine, already’.

Standing by a brick wall, feel it’s rough textures. Someone is vaping in your face. You don’t mind. Someone is breathing on you. It doesn’t matter; his germs are your germs. You are in a queue, to get in, to a rocknroll show, starring the ‘deliciously invigorating’ Callum Easter. Next year, on the dates below, at the venues below. That’s because you have impeccable taste, know what looks good on your skinny legs and whether you should wear a hat or not. And you need, get that, need to be there. It’s a devilish impulse. Don’t fight it, you’ll only get ill.